Cheney Replaces Scooter with Sulu

In a surprise move, U.S. Vice President Richard Cheney has replaced Lewis "Scooter" Libby with George "Sulu" Takei, the Star Trek star who recently confessed to Frontiers Magazine that he was gay, after a lifetime (68 years) of silence and secrecy, according to the irrefutable Unconfirmed Sources -- click here to read the full article.